The Diahatsu races... trust me, you can buy the diahatsu truck thing, and run the entire race continously off nitrous. And you still might not ever break 100mph. Its sloooooow racing
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You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac Eldorado convertible, hot pink, with whale
skin hubcaps and all leather cow interior and big brown baby seal eyes for headlights. Yeah! And I'm gonna drive
around in that baby at 115 miles an hour, getting 1 mile per gallon.
I may be king of the idiots, but my kingdom is vast and my subjects are everywhere
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