Oh man the Anti-Rice falls for the Ricer-dream!
Just kidding. Park the vic, find an S10 (their dirt cheap) and drive the wheels off it. Cheap to fix, dead-on-reliable, tough as hell, and cheap parts to make them look fairly good.
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You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac Eldorado convertible, hot pink, with whale
skin hubcaps and all leather cow interior and big brown baby seal eyes for headlights. Yeah! And I'm gonna drive
around in that baby at 115 miles an hour, getting 1 mile per gallon.
I may be king of the idiots, but my kingdom is vast and my subjects are everywhere
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