Why hello, long time no see.
What's this on the horizon?
Is that a rust free cab? How much is it? $100 bucks? AWESOME!
Where is it? Ft Worth? I'm there.
No more BS trails and chases. Tomorrow I bring home the new addition.
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You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac Eldorado convertible, hot pink, with whale
skin hubcaps and all leather cow interior and big brown baby seal eyes for headlights. Yeah! And I'm gonna drive
around in that baby at 115 miles an hour, getting 1 mile per gallon.
I may be king of the idiots, but my kingdom is vast and my subjects are everywhere