Think I had a wonderful idea last night.
Gonna make the Firebird into Satan car. Plexiglass tint the head lights red, with one head light down/low, dragging a stuffed pair of pants with shoes in them (look like legs of a body under the car), some evil stuff along the sides with that duplicolor car paint I used on the teeth, some twisted evil mask. Have some friends stand on the side of the road with a bunch of ppl near by, and roll up, stab, steal, and speed off with them screaming "HELP ME" or something.
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You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac Eldorado convertible, hot pink, with whale
skin hubcaps and all leather cow interior and big brown baby seal eyes for headlights. Yeah! And I'm gonna drive
around in that baby at 115 miles an hour, getting 1 mile per gallon.
I may be king of the idiots, but my kingdom is vast and my subjects are everywhere
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