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Merry Christmas Motorheads!

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Twas the night before Christmas and caught at the light,
Was a domestic V8 and no cops in sight,
I will try, I will try, I will try with this small motor,
To beat this Camaro, even with it's big power,
As the light goes green and I pull like no joke,
The Camaro erupts in clouds of tire smoke,
Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin,
These are the names of my four VTEC pistons,
Racing ahead I'm the Star of the Action,
But I know I'm in trouble when that V8 gets traction,
Grabbing second, I hear the RPM sing,
My mirror is blocked by my Shopping Kart Wing,
I now hear the roar, of that big monster gaining,
All I can do is keep that four-banger straining,
In a second, the shockwave hits with a blast,
And my stickers go flying now, a thing of the past,
Don't bother with third, cause now it's too late,
Just try to act cool, like you can relate,
Looking up at the taillights as they get smaller,
The driver backs off just to give me a holler,
"You can't win them all," he says in fling,
"You may not win any, in that silly thing",
I scowled and revved and let out a sigh,
And did my trademark high-speed fly-by

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e3...lcamino018.jpg

Five Hundred Horse Powah. (30 years ago)

http://i326.photobucket.com/albums/k...rgedbrocar.jpg
http://i326.photobucket.com/albums/k...isi/wtfcar.jpg

(P.S. None of these pix are mine. All of them {except the first one} is from www.supercars.net.. the first one is from.. well i found it on google)
Enjoy some masterpieces. and some.. err.. idk wtf to call the other ones lol

tex, just awesome. lol. made my day as well.

Mycrors, should have stopped at air plane radial powered tractor pull.

Zippo, I wish I could take credit for the poem! But trying to get a ricer friend of a friend to play along so we can make this a video.

http://i347.photobucket.com/albums/p...2-11214059.jpg o and action 400hp(i think) with about 1500 in the motor lol

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And my stickers go flying now, a thing of the past,

No!! Those stickers give it 40hp boost each!!

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And did my trademark high-speed fly-by

...Right through the red light, into another car...

Still, one of my favorite engine taglines: VTEC: 'cuz you need a fancy word to say your engine produces no horsepower until 5000RPMs.

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Originally Posted by 2jack3jack (Post 244594)

http://i347.photobucket.com/albums/p...2-11214059.jpg o and action 400hp(i think) with about 1500 in the motor lol

Nice, I wasn't trying to say my car is fast or anything. I just saw a chance to show off my valve cover sporting the "VTEC THIS".

My engine makes around 300 AWHP or so. Its never actually been dynoed with this setup so thats going off of my tuning kit that has a "dyno" mode which estimates horespower using some equasions applied to a log during acceleration in a higher gear.

Ya I know I love your car I was just messing around I bet you get 30mpg while I get about 15 lol. 300hp is pretty good

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Originally Posted by 2jack3jack (Post 244607)

Ya I know I love your car I was just messing around I bet you get 30mpg while I get about 15 lol. 300hp is pretty good

More like 23mpg. If I run highway only then I get like 30 or so. I appreciate you kind words about my car. I just don't want to come off as cocky or anything. I didn't really build my car to be fast, I honestly do it to learn. I rarely drive it hard. For that reason it doesn't matter how fast it is, I don't really race it very often lol.

Thanks for showing that you know nothing of Hondas.

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Originally Posted by Sweed (Post 244610)

Thanks for showing that you know nothing of Hondas.

Just because someone jokes on a honda doesn't know we don't know of them. I know about all the swapable engines, and of how fast they can be when modded correctly. I've been beaten in a race by a turbo civic hatchback. I wouldn't be so hasty or you'll become the enemy you think your opposing. Someone just making incorrect assumptions :).

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Originally Posted by Sweed (Post 244610)

Thanks for showing that you know nothing of Hondas.

STFU ricer.
;)

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My engine makes around 300 AWHP or so. Its never actually been dynoed with this setup so thats going off of my tuning kit that has a "dyno" mode which estimates horespower using some equasions applied to a log during acceleration in a higher gear.

Oh I was just screwing around with the 1 upping. The joke ended with Radial engine but then it got ran into the ground by the other pictures.

And I thought that was just some random google find. I didn't notice that's a mitsu motor, saying VTEC this..

So, bravo good sir, your wit is witty.