1 bad reason

me 3

Back to -1.

donzi is 1 boring guy he never makes up little sentences

There was once -1 little boy who had -1 little Xmud--his -1 little Xmud could go oh-so-fast, until his -1 other friend bought -1 Xmod that could go even faster than the -1 little boy's Xmud; this -1 little boy was so distraught that he purchased himself -1 little Xmod and burned his Xmud to -1 little plastic heap.

-1 meaty sentance. :)

who said you had -2 make a sentence

Wasn't any of us -3.

i'm ready -4 the 4th of july

It's less than -5 days away.

And I'm +1 hour late.

no ur 2 hours late!

I was going to be 3 hours late and be single if I didn't leave before.

ok 4 once donzi did make a very good sentecnce i admit

was i late too :)

Five!

6 of donzii's little boys blows up!

7 if you count him

we posted almost at the same time winner. I had to edit my post.

oops 8 of my sorrys

9 of my laughs